unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

alonglineofbread:

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nativepeopleproblems:

za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

oh

HELP

nativepeopleproblems:

za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

oh

HELP

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lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

if countries were students Australia:
The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:
The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:
The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:
The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:
Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:
That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:
The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:
The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:
The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed